ROGUE OF TIME
DERSE DREAMER
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octopusheart:

dendropsyche:

sharped0:

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

kiwibutt:

Doodle from my stream, thanks for coming~♥

kiwibutt:

Doodle from my stream, thanks for coming~♥

charlesdutton:

i think it’s so neat that everyone develops their own unique handwriting even though we’re all taught to write our letters the same way really it’s so cool

nicoapologist:

narusbooty:

matesprit:

bootlegprecious:

kams88:

Stand up to injustice and hatred.

Look at that jackass go “I - I don’t like it”, as if it even matters. Sit yo stupid ass down, boy.

tumblr likes to post these kind of things without context, but i figured before everyone starts hating this guy they should know that his name is yousef erakat, a muslim youtuber from palestine, and he is performing a social experiment to see how people would react to someone attacking a woman in a hijab.

the video is here for people who want to watch it

”it’s her choice ” my ass . I’m pretty sure she was forced to wear that thing by her family , religion and stuff  

Look at this asshole.

Laugh at this asshole.

I’m a muslim, and at the age of thirteen, my mum and dad asked me if I wanted to wear a hijab. I said I’d think on it, and then later replied with no.

My sister said yes.

Almost every muslim woman (except for the bullshit propaganda your uneducated ignorant ass sees on CNN) is given the choice to wear a hijab.

Why don’t you take your ignorant comments and shove them up your ass, before I bitch slap you so hard you smash into the surface of the fucking sun.

Fucking asshole.

bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

dutchster:

when they say the name of the movie in the movie

image

frostbitefingers:

hawk-and-handsaw:

friends don’t let friends leave marvel movies before the end of the credits

spacey-mage:

bandit-wilson:

coca-cola:

We can’t think of a better way to break the ice this summer than to #ShareaCoke.

spacey-mage
who the hell is Jeff?

bandit-wilson What no one babe I have no idea what you’re talking about *sweats* 

you guys are gross

spacey-mage:

bandit-wilson:

coca-cola:

We can’t think of a better way to break the ice this summer than to #ShareaCoke.

spacey-mage
who the hell is Jeff?

bandit-wilson What no one babe I have no idea what you’re talking about *sweats* 

you guys are gross

asensibledemi:

thirstlou:

remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing

I can’t even explain how right this is